Remember You Are One – FRUITED GF SOUR

$19.00 USD

Remember You Are One
Fruited GF Sour – 6%
4PK – 16oz Cans

The balance must be respected. So respect it. “REMEMBER YOU ARE ONE” is here to bring you into an oasis of alternative delights, courtesy of the collaborative efforts of the big homies @xulbeer, in celebration of their Kill the Lights fest this weekend! Sadly, we cannot confirm if Demi Moore will be in attendance. We can all hope, though.

People always ask for something new. It’s inevitable. Thankfully, it hasn’t stopped yet! So we packed this GREEN SUBSTANCE with a serious tidal wave of tropical-fruity goodness: Passionfruit, Pineapple, Tangerine, and Coconut! AND IT’S BRIGHT GREEN! 

It may not make you a younger, hotter version of yourself, but you had that in you all along! REMEMBER…YOU ARE ONE (with your alternate self). The upside, though, is that you won’t turn into a gigantic blood-spewing grotesque monstrosity if you drink this. So hey, at least there’s that. 

Dear god, whoever doesn’t get these movie references must be HELLA confused right now. Much like these references: WHAT IS USED ON ONE SIDE IS LOST ON THE OTHER! Don’t worry, though! You don’t have to be in on the joke to enjoy this, and it really is a serious banger of high intensity tropical craziness.

Available on draft and in cans in AVL and DRM 10/24.

SKU: apple-atcha-1 Categories: ,