Deluxo – Hard Seltzer Mixed Pack w/ Cranberry Pomegranate and Mango
$14.00 USD
Deluxo
HARD SELZTER W/ Cranberry Pomegranate & Mango – 5%
4PK – 16oz Cans
AYYYY!!! CHRISTOPHER!!!! LEAVE THE CANNOLI, TAKE THE VAPE!!!
We’ve been keeping an eye on all the new hot trends and (according to the data) low-ABV, low calorie drinks are rizzin’ up the new drinkers, along with all these bussin’-ass flavor-blastin’-ass vapes. No cap.
So we thought, “Well, how do we bring that to the people?! And so what, no fuckin sugar now?!” And thus, we had no choice in the matter, but to do it to ‘em with some Vape-style freakin’ fruity flavors. WHAT’RE YA, DEAF?! Zero grams of sugar, 5% ABV, and ready to RIP YA DAMN FACE OFF WITH ALL THIS FREAKIN’ FLAVOR, CAPISCHE?!
We’ll be rizzin’ ya up all Summer long with new flavors, but hold on to your butts cuz the first round of cloud-rippin’, ring-blowin’ magic is here! We’ve got the luscious Cranberry Pomegranate tastin’ like a GHAT DAMN BAG OF FRICKIN’ GUMMY WORDS and the ever popular JUICY MANGO that tastes like…you guessed it, bozo: A FRESH FRICKIN’ MANGO! COME ON! GET THE F🦆CK OUTTA HEAAAHHHH!
These tasty little baddies pair perfectly with protecting your business ventures, harboring a couple ducks in your pool, boldly eating all the gabagool off the party platter while everybody is looking right at you, pretending to not know what kinda work your family really does, AND SHUTTING THE DAMN DOOOOOOR. YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’?!
Available for pickup in AVL 4/1 and Durham 4/4
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