Why’d You Come in Here Lookin’ Like That? – Tiki Seltzer

$15.00

Why’d You Come in Here Lookin’ Like That?
Tiki Seltzer – 9% ABV
4PK – 16oz Cans

As the number one diva, Dolly, would say: “Why’d You Come In Here Lookin’ Like That?” But really…sup with your hair? We need to talk about this. Bangs was a bad idea. Dolly would never approve of those bangs.

“Why’d You Come in Here…” is a new and exciting Hard Seltzer modeled kinda-sorta after a riffed out Painkiller meets a Drunken Monkey (tiki cocktail stuff). We started with our base Seltzer recipe fermented with a whole shit-ton of fun fruit juices: Dark Cherry, Pineapple, Orange, and Lime. We fermented with a blend of fun White Wine yeasts and conditioned it on gobs of Coconut and a dash of fresh Nutmeg. Oh! And we spunded this one for natural carbonation. So that’s cool, right? …What’s that…? Who gives a shit cuz it’s seltzer?

We experience sweet summertime Cherry Italian Ice, Pineapple Hi-Chew stuck to the roof of your mouth, a spritz of lime juice with a floater of OJ and a delightful dusting of nutmeg. Just wow.

We’ve been messing around with the Hard Seltzers for a minute now, and we’re starting to realize we really dig this line of Cocktail-inspired Seltzers. We’re going to keep riffing on this for a while, so buckle in and let’s go on a weird and wild ride down to Gluten-free town. Y’heard?!

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Additional information

Weight 4.6 lbs
Dimensions 5.4 × 5.4 × 6.4 in