Two Your Hell(th) – Fruited Smoothie Hard Seltzer (Collab w/ Two Tides Brewing)
For Your Hell(th)
Fruited Smoothie Hard Seltzer (Collab w/ Two Tides Brewing) – 6.9%
4PK – 16oz Cans
“Ever wonder why Seltzers taste so boring? It’s because you’re make ’em out of stupid water, you bimbo. Put some fruit juice in there!” – Our Doctor, probably.
We loved our last Smoothie Seltzer collab with our lil’ sweeties Two Tides Brewing so much, we had to bring it back and ramp it up a few notches! We proudly present to you, “Two Your Hell(th)”! More fruit, more cucumber, more ABVs! HERE’S TO YOUR HELL(TH)!
Loaded up with an even more dizzying amount of fresh-pressed Cucumber juice, fresh-pressed Lime juice, fresh-peeled Lime Peel, Watermelon, and a gentle kiss of Mango, you really can’t mistake this for anything you’ve had before. Light and refreshing, but still fruity and fun. And it’s 6.9% ABV, so that’s cool, too.
Our tasting notes include: “No way, Jose! I’m not spitting this out! It tastes like fruit! HAHAHA!.” So there’s that. Come on down and transport yourself to a spa day in your own little tropical paradise, just by cracking a can, and then maybe ask your friends to make you a sandwich! It’s for your health!
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