For Your Hell(th) – Fruited Smoothie Hard Seltzer (Collab w/ Two Tides Brewing)
For Your Hell(th)
Fruited Smoothie Hard Seltzer (Collab w/ Two Tides Brewing) – 6%
4PK – 16oz Cans
“For Your Hell(th)” is our latest foray into the wacky, weird world of Hard Seltzer, and this time around, we took that journey with our forever-pals Two Tides Brewing. And because it’s a Two Tides collab, it’s a Smoothie-style Seltzer.
“Ever wonder why Seltzers taste so boring? It’s because you’re make ’em out of stupid water, you bimbo. Put some fruit juice in there!” – Our Doctor.
Loaded up with a dizzying amount of fresh-pressed Cucumber juice, Elderberries, and Pineapple, you really can’t mistake this for anything you’ve had before. Light and refreshing, but still fruity and fun. And it’s 6% ABV, so that’s cool, too.
Our tasting notes include: “No way, Jose! I’m not spitting this out! It tastes like fruit! HAHAHA!.” So there’s that. Come on down and transport yourself to a spa day in your own little tropical paradise, just by cracking a can, and then maybe ask your friends to make you a sandwich! It’s for your health!
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