Only Here to Sin – Hard Seltzer

Only Here to Sin
Hard Seltzer – 8% ABV
4PK – 16oz Cans

CHOOOO CHOOOO! Oh, lord! What’s that? YOU GUESSED IT! Another train is pulling up, headed straight on down to Gluten-free Town! OH GAWRSH!

𝓞𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓢𝓲𝓷 is a weird ass 8.0% ABV Hard Seltzer modeled after, honestly…just accidentally buying too many Sour Peach Gummies. We started with our base Seltzer recipe, but we melted down an asinine amount of Sour Peach Gummy Rings in the Whirlpool. We fermented with a new-to-us White Wine yeast and conditioned it on an honestly dumb amount of Madagascar Vanilla Beans. Oh! And we spunded this one for natural carbonation, AGAIN. So that’s still cool, right? What’s that…? Nobody gives a shit, still? Cool cool cool. Understandable.

Tasting notes of ripping a bag of Sour Peach Gummy Rings open and washing it down with Vanilla Seltzer. Like our Untappd reviews say: This tastes like seltzer. So, yeah, what did you expect? Call it by it’s name, you friggin heathens. Say it with us now, “THIS IS A HARD SELTZER!”