Thankies THC Seltzer – Tropical Twist

Thankies – Tropical Twist
THC Seltzer  – 5mg THC
4PK – 12oz Cans

NEWS FLASH: THE FORECAST IS CALLING FOR RED EYES AND HIGH FIVES! 

We are proud to introduce “Thankies”! A new brand of THC Seltzers for all to enjoy, crafted with purpose by the beverage wizards behind DSSOLVR.

We see you over there. Yeah, you! You’ve had your eyes all over those OTHER luscious THC-laden seltzy slammers for a while now, and lemme tell ya, Thankies hears you. BOBBY! DAMMIT, BOBBY! WE’RE TALKING HERE!

While the can colors and tasty combos may change, we’re happy to announce that we’ll be keeping these exciting, low-calorie, high-flavor, HIGHLY approachable THC Seltzers around for a long while to come! At 5mg for our first offering, you can easily glug a few cans down, and with a punch as tropical as this, you’ll definitely want to!

Tropical Twist (Pineapple, Orange, Mango) is merely the first foray into this new world! It’s about as dry as your grandfather’s knees and more delightful than finding out your favorite bar has a non-alc option to keep the party rolling. At 5mg of THC and 10mg CBD per can, this THC Seltzer is something we’ve been proud to introduce for a while, so grab a can and let’s get this party started.

Available in cans Weds 2/5 in AVL and Fri 2/7 in DRM, with NC state-wide distribution starting next week. Online shipping available to most states. TWIST THOSE TROPICS, BABAYYYY!

PS: We totally fudged the printed cans. They should actually say 0 calories, not 95 calories. SURPRISE! And also sincere apologies. DAMMIT, BOBBY!