Pre-sale for 7/2 – Deluxo Poolside Ripper – HARD SELTZER W/ PEACH, PINEAPPLE, & ORANGE
$15.00 USD
Deluxo Poolside Ripper
HARD SELTZER W/ PEACH, PINEAPPLE, & ORANGE – 5%
4PK – 16oz Cans
AYYYY!!! CHRISTOPHER!!! FORGET ABOUT THE CANNOLI AND GRAB THE VAPE…AGAIN! “Deluxo: Poolside Ripper” is in stock and ready to roll with flavors of Pineapple, Mango, and Peach!
We’ve been cruisin’ on the dry seltzy slammers, and lemme tell ya, <1g sugar, low ABV, and ONLY 100 CALORIES FOR 12oz drinks are THE WAYYYYY. Are they in 16oz cans, though? YEAH, SO WHO’S ASKIN’?! And don’t even get me started on these fruit-blastin’ vape inspired flavors.
All that said, we had to bring back some Vape-style fruity goodness. WHAT?! YOU SOME KINNA WISE GUY?! We talkin’ easy drinkin’, crisp, refreshin’-ass Hard Seltzers that are ready to knock your socks off with flavor, CAPISCHE?!
We’ll keep rollin’ all Summer with new flavors, but hold onto your lil duckies ’cause the new batch of cloud-rippin’, ring-blowin’ magic is here! POOLSIDE RIPPER (Pineapple Orange Peach)! It’s drier than Junior’s sense of humor, and more delightful than a Sunday dinner at Carmela’s. This beachside seltzer is a knockout, just like Paulie Walnuts in a card game. So grab a can and let’s hit the shore, ’cause we’re gonna be swimmin’ in flavor! YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’?!
