Emo Nightmare – GF SOUR
$20.00 USD
Emo Nightmare
GF SOUR W/ RASPBERRY, LEMON, MARSHMALLOW, & FRUITY PEBBLES CEREAL – 6%
4PK – 16oz Cans
YABBA DABBA DOO OR DIE, YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME BECAUSE THE WORLD WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART
Slide down the dinosaur tail of of lost memories and shattered dreams with our latest iteration of the SADDEST SOUR in NC: “Emo Nightmare.” This nostalgia driven GLUTEN FREE Fruited Sour boasts a blend of Raspberry, Lemon, Marshmallow, and heaps of Fruity Pebbles cereal—yes, you read that right, a Jurassic sized volcano of cereal!!!
Of course, this means we’ve got another EMO NIGHT coming up! This time, we’re bringing it back to our Durham taproom only (don’t worry, AVL, we have SpOoKy EmO pLaNs for you) on Saturday, Aug 17th with the Durham King of Emo himself, @cb_jibberjabber #.That being said, if you’re too far from Durham to come party, you can still snag a 4pk (or have us mail you one!) and slam it down with some buds while you throw on an emo playlist of your own. *Eyeliner and side-swoop bangs and fingerless gloves and unnecessary zippers not included.*
Not too sweet, not too sour, striking the perfect balance, like a Hot Topic employee who is really into the collectibles. Plus, it’s GF and Lactose-Free, BAM-BAM! Picture Saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles drenched in Raspberry and Lemon preserves, with hints of Tangerine peel and a delightful sweet-sour harmony. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions in a glass, guaranteed to evoke both tears and cheers. So get in your car, kick those feet through the floor, and run on down to get your hands on this lil’ treat.
GUESS WHAT, GARY? THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO LACTOSE IN THIS BAD LIL DITTY! JUST THE CEREAL GOODNESS!
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