Corporate Brutality – West Coast DIPA

Corporate Brutality
West Coast DIPA – 8%
4PK – 16oz Cans

We’ve been messing around with West Coast IPA for a long while now, and we’re VERY excited to finally drop a West Coast DIPA for y’all. Time to break the mold, throw caution to the wind, and roll out “Corporate Brutality” for all to consume! Clear, dank, juicy, and crisp. All the things you want in a West Coast, but with the additional hop charges and fruity hop characteristics typically found in our DDH Hazy stuff. YEEEEEHAW!

Mashed with a base of @RiverbendMalt Pilsner and Oats, along with a medley of @proximitymalt Wheat and Flaked Oats, hit very aggressively with Ella hops throughout the boil and then again with a slathering of Motueka in the Whirlpool, fermented with our crisp and clean WCIPA yeast, and spunded for 100% natural carbonation. Dry hopped only once, but VERY heavily with a BIG OL’ MESS of Vic Secret, Ella, and Nelson CGX pellets.

This one is absolutely begging you to call HR from the assault of fruity-resinous tones. You may have to file a TPS Report to account for all the tastebuds you’ll be pulling out of inventory due to the onslaught of Passionfruit, overripe Pineapple wedges, and Lime-Peach goodness. Don’t be afraid to cash in some PTO once you come out of your cave of dankness from all the sticky-icky in there, too! Idk corporate jargon anymore. It’s got major synergy, okay?

AND COME JOIN US FOR OUR DURHAM GRAND OPENING!
Get ready to roll into the chaos once more, because on Friday, October 13th, DSSOLVR is having an EMO NIGHTMARE! Grab some eyeliner, squeeze into those skinny jeans, and jump into this pit cause we’re bringin’ 𝙀𝙈𝙊 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 to DURHAM for our Grand Opening Party!

FEATURING
– All New DSSOLVR Brews,
𝐄𝐦𝐨 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 (Fruity Pebble GF Fruited Sour),
𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 (West Coast DIPA)
– SAD BAG RAFFLE
– Angsty Drink Specials
– Limited edition shirts
– VIP badges
– SAD AF Slushies and LGFUAD Jello Shots
– Melancholy photobooth
– DJ Deckades will be here on the ones and twos with a Simple Plan to make you dance In Circles.
– Dame’s Chicken and Waffles with a complimentary buffet with any drink special purchase.

So Paint your nails black, put your hair in your face, and load up the Dodge caravan with all your mallcore friends. It’s EMO NIGHTMARE!!