Emo Nightmare – GF SOUR

Emo Nightmare
GF SOUR W/ RASPBERRY, TANGERINE, LEMON, PINEAPPLE, MARSHMALLOW, & FRUITY PEBBLES CEREAL – 6%
4PK – 16oz Cans

IT’S TIME TO GET SAD AND NOSTALGIC! EMO NIGHT IS HERE! And nothing says sad and nostalgic like everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure: bowls and bowls and bowls of childhood sugary cereal goodness!

“Emo Nightmare” is a Fruited Sour with Raspberry, Lemon, Marshmallow, and…a whole lot of Fruity Pebbles cereal. So much cereal. Like, hundreds of pounds of cereal. Sheesh. AVAILABLE NOW!

We’ve changed quite a few things in our processes of making weird concoctions of the years, and we really tried to lighten up the base on this beast and allow the cereal/fruit to shine. Not too sweet, not too sour, and yes, it is GF and Lactose Free! OMG WOWOWOW! It is “smoothie style”, too, so plenty of unfermented fruit and cereal sugar-y goodness, so it is a lil thicccccc.

Pretty much a bowl of Fruity Pebbles drizzled with even more Raspberry and Lemon preserves than you get already. Massive Raspberry and Lemon character up front, followed by a tidal wave of Tangerine peel, a splash of Fruity Pebbles Rice Krispy Treat sorta things or whatever those are called, and a really cool sweet-sour balance to it all. So good, it’ll make you wanna cry and cheer at the same time, and so crushable that you can comfortably slug one back between sobs. Classic emo vibes for suuuuuuure. Put it on your Myspace wall, y’all!

ABSOLUTELY NO LACTOSE IN THIS BAD LIL DITTY! JUST THE CEREAL GOODNESS!

AND COME JOIN US FOR OUR DURHAM GRAND OPENING!
Get ready to roll into the chaos once more, because on Friday, October 13th, DSSOLVR is having an EMO NIGHTMARE! Grab some eyeliner, squeeze into those skinny jeans, and jump into this pit cause we’re bringin’ 𝙀𝙈𝙊 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 to DURHAM for our Grand Opening Party!

FEATURING
– All New DSSOLVR Brews,
𝐄𝐦𝐨 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 (Fruity Pebble GF Fruited Sour),
𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 (West Coast DIPA)
– SAD BAG RAFFLE
– Angsty Drink Specials
– Limited edition shirts
– VIP badges
– SAD AF Slushies and LGFUAD Jello Shots
– Melancholy photobooth
– DJ Deckades will be here on the ones and twos with a Simple Plan to make you dance In Circles.
– Dame’s Chicken and Waffles with a complimentary buffet with any drink special purchase.

So Paint your nails black, put your hair in your face, and load up the Dodge caravan with all your mallcore friends. It’s EMO NIGHTMARE!!!